Mates With Ugly Girlfriends

There are few things that piss me off more than some guy who knows he's totally average in every department acting like a fucking big-shot smart-arse just because he's got an average girlfriend. You know, things like saying "Are you STILL not going out with anyone?!?" with a smirk on their face and his arm around his plain, slightly podgy girlfriend, the only girl he's ever shagged.

Of course, in a way they have the right to do this. I haven't been laid in faaaaar too long. I haven't had a girlfriend in faaaaar too long. But the fact is that many of these guys are not ladies' men; they just happened to get "lucky" with some average or half-decent girl who isn't in high demand from guys anyway. In other words, if things had turned out slightly differently, they could be the one sitting here writing this blog while I could be acting like a cocky motherfucker just cos I had a 5/10 girlfriend. So fuck them.


How this relates to me
I saw my ex-friend Big D for the first time in ages recently (we didn't fall out, we simply drifted). He was with his new girlfriend. Now back at high school Big D was quite the player, though since then his luck has deteriorated. I didn't expect her to be a stunner, but I was actually taken aback at how plain she was. I've kissed or dated nicer girls than her, and I'm the first to admit my record is shoddy. The thing is, most of my mates from school/uni/work etc. have birds who are either average or ugly, with very few exceptions. I don't think any of them would be my choice. Plus, I've never seen my brother Reg with a girlfriend, whilst my other brother Bill's girlfriend is average at best, though he clearly thinks he's a studmuffin.

So ... if I pull the odd average girl at the start of my journey and your mates slag you for it, FUCK THEM!!! Who are they to judge when they are going out with some Plain Jane at best and are single and desperate at worst!?

Go out, have fun, get good, get laid. And when you do get a girl who YOU really fancy, you get her even if she's not your mates' types - one man's meat and all that jazz. Plus, none of them can slag you off, so don't even think about it.

Jack Hunter
The Lazy PUA