Need more motivation? Look at this!!

Like I mentioned in my previous post, I am a massive under-achiever when it comes to getting pussy. When I look back on my years at high school and university, my part-time jobs and the social circles I've moved in, I now realise that I've had loads of missed opportunities.

Social networking sites like Facebook and Myspace can be a pain in the arse, especially if you get plastered all over the internet every time you have one too many pints. However, they can also be extremely useful for ... wait for it ... finding photos of girls that (a) you could have fucked, (b) you could have made your girlfriend, or (c) you could have fucked and then made your girlfriend. Here are just a few of my missed opportunities. There are many more:

Who are these girls?

No, these aren't just random girls off Myspace. They're girls who I know for a fact wanted to go out with me and/or to screw my brains out. Besides, if I was picking random girls off Myspace, I'd pick even hotter ones, although I'd say this selection ain't too shabby by most guys' standards. Some are hot, some merely pretty. Some take a good photograph, some don't. And none of them might be other guys' types, but they were all generally regarded as being hot pieces of ass by guys I know, so there!!

How do you know these girls liked you?

Because they, and more girls besides, let me know in one way or another:

Asking me out face to face;

Getting a friend to ask me out;

Sending a text message to ask me to meet up with them;
Flirting with me big style and then someone telling me they liked me;

One of their friends says, "By the way, So-and-so likes you";

Phoning me up at home for "random chats";

Wandering through from her department at work to see me several times a shift

So why didn't you go out with any of them, especially if you liked them?

Basically, I chickened out of going out with them for many reasons, for example:

I was worried about what my friends/parents/siblings would think of them/me;

I was inexperienced and thought I wouldn't have known what to do with them;
I was nervous about attention being put on me because I was going out with an attractive girl and thought I wouldn't have been able to handle this kind of pressure;

I thought I wasn't good enough for them and they'd soon find that out if they met the "real" me;
I couldn't have a proper conversation with them, flirt etc. because as soon as I found out they liked me I'd shit myself and get all nervous!!

Why are you putting these pictures up?

For motivation. Duh!! I could and should have screwed every one of those chicks. Now, every time I look at this post, I'll think "I'm sitting around in my boxers eating McCoys, watching Hollyoaks and wanking while I should be out getting pussy". Simple really :-)

Jack Hunter

The Lazy PUA